Pinwigleg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent coyote.

Pinwigleg created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinwigleg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pinwigleg, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pinwigleg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pinwigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.