Cargabfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy duck.

Cargabfob created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cargabfob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cargabfob, it will turn you into a slug.

Cargabfob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cargabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.