Cadcaddud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent crane.

Cadcaddud created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcaddud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadcaddud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cadcaddud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cadcaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never talk about gravity.