Abfosskab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet mouse.

Abfosskab created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abfosskab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Abfosskab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Abfosskab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Abfosskab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.