Fligafvog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering toad.

Fligafvog created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligafvog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fligafvog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fligafvog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fligafvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.