Lunpopvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful fairy.

Lunpopvonk created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunpopvonk, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunpopvonk, he will not invite you to parties.

Lunpopvonk's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lunpopvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Lunpopvonk.

5. Always wear magenta.