Flagbampop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage hamster.

Flagbampop created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbampop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagbampop, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Flagbampop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flagbampop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six nematodes approach from the east.

2. Retreat if five great tits approach from the south.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Respect your elders.