Yarthenflap Botrillgon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful parrot.

Yarthenflap Botrillgon created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarthenflap Botrillgon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarthenflap Botrillgon, he will turn you into a tree.

Yarthenflap Botrillgon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yarthenflap Botrillgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from pink aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarthenflap Botrillgon.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.