Bagkadfut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous dugong.

Bagkadfut created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagkadfut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagkadfut, she will not invite you to parties.

Bagkadfut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bagkadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always obey Bagkadfut's priests.