Zenmidbid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced crow.

Zenmidbid created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenmidbid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zenmidbid, she will turn you into a rat.

Zenmidbid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zenmidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zenmidbid.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.