Nartfastar Tailyatsig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane coyote.

Nartfastar Tailyatsig created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartfastar Tailyatsig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nartfastar Tailyatsig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nartfastar Tailyatsig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nartfastar Tailyatsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not take Nartfastar Tailyatsig's name in vain.