Cedhakflap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured crane.

Cedhakflap created life two years ago.

If you believe in Cedhakflap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedhakflap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedhakflap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cedhakflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear gray.