Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy duck.

Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Cinnigmigdidtargfonmapbop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.