Wanwapcap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing spider.

Wanwapcap created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanwapcap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanwapcap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wanwapcap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wanwapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wanwapcap.

2. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.