Liksakart is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful warg.

Liksakart created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Liksakart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Liksakart, it will turn you into a snail.

Liksakart's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Liksakart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.