Limgofmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest human.

Limgofmin created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgofmin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limgofmin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Limgofmin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Limgofmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near dogs.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Limgofmin loves rats, so they must be honoured.