Pogdubyatt Wadortflab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart swallow.

Pogdubyatt Wadortflab created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdubyatt Wadortflab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogdubyatt Wadortflab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pogdubyatt Wadortflab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pogdubyatt Wadortflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.