Pangbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful snake.

Pangbut created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Pangbut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangbut, he will torture you forever.

Pangbut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pangbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your hands fawn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.