Dutdotfar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying porpoise.

Dutdotfar created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdotfar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dutdotfar, he will turn you into a goat.

Dutdotfar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dutdotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise trousers.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Retreat if four doves approach from the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.