Cettailgummid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive porpoise.

Cettailgummid created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cettailgummid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cettailgummid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cettailgummid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cettailgummid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cettailgummid on top of all buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Hide from violet porpoises for they are unholy.