Nabdidfab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful fox.

Nabdidfab created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdidfab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nabdidfab, he will turn you into a goat.

Nabdidfab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nabdidfab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear black.