Badcebboss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable hippopotamus.

Badcebboss created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badcebboss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Badcebboss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Badcebboss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Badcebboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.