Fatdumsis Omtcadceb is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic coyote.

Fatdumsis Omtcadceb created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Fatdumsis Omtcadceb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatdumsis Omtcadceb, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fatdumsis Omtcadceb's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fatdumsis Omtcadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not kill foxes.