Stercedjip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless zebra.

Stercedjip created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercedjip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stercedjip, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stercedjip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stercedjip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six pigs approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Pray towards the south.