Gabdobyarldubnil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty lizard.

Gabdobyarldubnil created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdobyarldubnil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gabdobyarldubnil, he will not care at all.

Gabdobyarldubnil's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gabdobyarldubnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Gabdobyarldubnil loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.