Santipbom Yargatfut is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic raven.
Santipbom Yargatfut created Europe two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Santipbom Yargatfut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Santipbom Yargatfut, he will send minions to preach to you.
Santipbom Yargatfut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Santipbom Yargatfut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not hurt moths.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. You must love Santipbom Yargatfut.