Kembamnar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless tapir.

Kembamnar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kembamnar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kembamnar, she will not care.

Kembamnar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kembamnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shirts.

2. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.