Hubnilfet is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent troll.

Hubnilfet created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Hubnilfet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubnilfet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hubnilfet's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hubnilfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not hurt doves.