Bimbidsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving beaver.

Bimbidsid created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbidsid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimbidsid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bimbidsid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bimbidsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bimbidsid.

4. Do not take Bimbidsid's name in vain.

5. Never feed bananas to turtles while wearing fawn boots.