Gubtapflan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing otter.

Gubtapflan created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gubtapflan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gubtapflan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gubtapflan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gubtapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

5. Always help monkeys in need.