Wiphabdav is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow newt.

Wiphabdav created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiphabdav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiphabdav, it will make you grow a tail.

Wiphabdav's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wiphabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Wiphabdav four times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.