Nuldapfet Bessbimged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud faun.

Nuldapfet Bessbimged created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuldapfet Bessbimged, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuldapfet Bessbimged, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nuldapfet Bessbimged's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nuldapfet Bessbimged's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. You must pray to Nuldapfet Bessbimged seven times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.