Negliport is a god.

He takes the form of a small, irritating parrot.

Negliport created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negliport, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negliport, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Negliport's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Negliport's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Always stare at clouds.