Ladlopgatmif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive eagle.

Ladlopgatmif created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladlopgatmif, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladlopgatmif, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ladlopgatmif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ladlopgatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never go into blue rooms.