Jabmighot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous jaguar.

Jabmighot created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jabmighot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabmighot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jabmighot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jabmighot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Jabmighot's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not sit in public.