Homhakrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient giraffe.

Homhakrull created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Homhakrull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Homhakrull, it will turn you into a plant.

Homhakrull's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Homhakrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if eight gulls approach from the east.