Kikjondun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient tortoise.

Kikjondun created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Kikjondun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kikjondun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kikjondun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kikjondun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Hide from purple nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kikjondun on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.