Pakstafbit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving parrot.

Pakstafbit created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Pakstafbit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakstafbit, she will curse you with boils.

Pakstafbit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pakstafbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never skip near dolphins.

4. Never feed limes to goats while wearing violet trousers.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.