Stipnabwat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable dolphin.

Stipnabwat created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnabwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipnabwat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stipnabwat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stipnabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Stipnabwat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Always take life seriously.