Zogfumzog Nurt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil slug.

Zogfumzog Nurt created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zogfumzog Nurt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogfumzog Nurt, she will turn you into a goat.

Zogfumzog Nurt's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zogfumzog Nurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Zogfumzog Nurt must be the most important thing in your life.