Lunabven is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent dolphin.

Lunabven created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunabven, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunabven, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Lunabven's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lunabven's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Lunabven five times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Always stare at clouds.