Rowjipjapcar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow sheep.

Rowjipjapcar created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowjipjapcar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowjipjapcar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rowjipjapcar's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rowjipjapcar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.