Quimcutfot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil goose.

Quimcutfot created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimcutfot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quimcutfot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quimcutfot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Quimcutfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.