Bassnurtfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome dove.

Bassnurtfoss created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassnurtfoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bassnurtfoss, she will turn you into a rock.

Bassnurtfoss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bassnurtfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Bassnurtfoss' priests.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Bassnurtfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.