Bonrak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful lizard.

Bonrak created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonrak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bonrak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Run away if five cats approach from the south.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never jump in holy places.