Cedgenlap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring dragon.

Cedgenlap created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgenlap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedgenlap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cedgenlap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cedgenlap's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat grapes.