Femsadhat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless bat.

Femsadhat created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femsadhat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femsadhat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Femsadhat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Femsadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always obey Femsadhat's priests.

5. Femsadhat loves snails, so they must be respected.