Largfetpas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered centipede.

Largfetpas created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largfetpas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largfetpas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Largfetpas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Largfetpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Largfetpas' priests.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not dye your hair green.