Cadflabsit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak wasp.

Cadflabsit created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cadflabsit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cadflabsit, it will turn you into a goat.

Cadflabsit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cadflabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Do not stand on grass.