Hondussjap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful otter.

Hondussjap created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Hondussjap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hondussjap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hondussjap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hondussjap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed aubergines to porpoises while wearing pink tights.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not drink alcohol.